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kjly63
06-21-2005, 02:11 PM
Here's a good one: :yes:


We have all heard someone refer to a fellow male as, "Man, he's got
guts" or perhaps the reference may have been: "That guy has some set of
balls on him."

What determines if a guy has balls, or if he has guts.

While the following two examples may hopefully clarify the differences for you,
and provide some insight as to the difficulty of providing a
precise and accurate definition and delineation. Perhaps you cannot have one
without the other and they are one and the same, although anatomically
located in different areas of the body.

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom and having the guts to ask: "Are
you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer with lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
ass and having the balls to say, "You're next."

blue_professor
06-21-2005, 07:20 PM
i'm thinking for either one of those situations-- be careful of the 'bobbitt' reponse from her.