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Patti
06-16-2005, 09:10 PM
Once again, the female staff of the University will be offering courses to men, regardless of marital status. Please note that the name of some courses have recently been changed. Attendance to at least 10 of the following courses is mandatory. The seminars are in great demand, so please register early.

Courses

* Economics

o 101: Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
o 102: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things For Christmas- Give Us Money

* English

o 101: Spelling - Even You Can Get It Right
o 102: The Attainable Goal: Omitting "*#?$@" From Your Vocabulary
o 110: How Not to Act Like an Asshole When You're Obviously Wrong

* Environmental Studies

o 101: Garbage - Getting It to the Curb
o 102: Why It Is Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere But the bathroom
o 103: You Can Do Housework Too
o 104: How to Fill an Icetray
o 105: How to Put the Toilet Lid Down (must be taken concurrently with Environmental Studies 106)
o 106: Learning to Aim Straight - It Can Be Done (must be taken with ES 105)

* Health

o 101: How to Stay Awake After Sex
o 102: Parenting - It Doesn't End With Conception (also Psych 102)
o 103a: You Can Fall Asleep Without IT If You Really Try
o 103b: The Morning Dilemma - If IT's Awake, Take a Shower
o 104: Changing Your Underwear - It Really Works
o 110: You Too Can Be a Designated Driver
o 201: Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson - Especially When You're Naked (also Psych 201)

* Leisure Studies

o 101: The Weekend and Sports Are Not Synonymous
o 102: How to Go Shopping With a Woman Without Getting Lost
o 110: Helpful Posture Hints for Couch Potatoes

* Psychology

o 100: Combatting Stupidity
o 101: PMS- Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
o 102: See Health 102
o 103: Understanding the Female Response When You Come In Drunk at 3am
o 104: How to Not Act Younger Than Your Children
o 111: Give Me a Break - Why We Know Your Excuses are Bull****
o 201: See Health 201
o 250: Learning Self-Control - How Not to Pick Your Nose or Adjust Your Balls in Public

* Sociology

o 101: YOU - The Weaker Sex
o 102: Reasons to Give Flowers
o 105: Romanticism - Other Ideas Besides Sex
o 115: Why Fluffing the Blankets After Farting is Not Necessary
o 210: Male Bonding - How to Leave Your Friends At Their Homes

* Textiles and Apparels

o 101: Wonderful Laundry Techniques (Formerly: Don't Wash My Silk)
o 102: I'll Wear It If I Damn Well Please
o 104: Yes, They Really Smell After Being Worn More Than Once

Donzi Kat
06-16-2005, 09:28 PM
OMG where do I sign them up........lmao too funny patti:biggrin: :biggrin:

Patti
06-16-2005, 09:31 PM
Kat! :biggrin.:

I knew the women might appreciate that! lol

I read it, and nodded the whole time..specially since my son is 17..I should sign him up..the boy needs to learn! :yes:

Jamie doesn't need lessons thank god..he's really wonderful! lol

Donzi Kat
06-16-2005, 09:35 PM
I hear ya I have 3 boys 6,4,3 years old and of course Fester. I think that would be a funny big time.....:rlol: :rlol:

Patti
06-16-2005, 09:38 PM
OMG!

Kat! I bow to you! :rlol:

Pics..I want pics! I bet they're beautiful..I miss that age soooo much..my son doesnt "need" me much anymore..I miss the old days lol

I sit here..watching tv, surfing, drinking a beer and Jamie and my son are out in the dark..putting the dock in..My son just kinda breezes by me these days lol

Donzi Kat
06-16-2005, 09:54 PM
Here are the oldest and the youngest, second pic is youngest and third is the middle one.

Donzi Kat
06-18-2005, 09:20 PM
OK I sorry that I posted the boys pics on this thread, but I was asked to....... So now that there is remorse lets keep this going. I wanna beat the song thing PLEASE!!!!!:beer: :eek!: :beer:

Patti
06-18-2005, 10:47 PM
*bump* I can keep it going! http://www.donzi.net/ubb/graemlins/biggrin.gif

Kat..check yer PM's http://www.donzi.net/ubb/wink.gif

Ed Donnelly
06-19-2005, 01:22 AM
I took every course a couple of years ago. Passed every one with flying colours. But, at my age one does not retain too much. I told the wife I will retake the course as soon as our daughter graduates highschool....Ed