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Tony
03-09-2005, 08:06 PM
Temperature Conversion Chart

50°F (10°C)- New Yorkers turn on the heat. Canadians plant gardens.

40°F (4°C)- Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians sunbathe.

35°F (2°C)- Italian cars won't start. Canadians drive with the windows down.

32°F (0°C)- Distilled water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker.

20°F (-7°C)- Floridians wear coats, gloves & wool hats. Canadians throw on a T-shirt.

15°F (-9°C)- Californians begin to evacuate the state. Canadians go swimming.

0°F (-18°C)- New York landlords finally turn up the heat. Canadians have the last cookout before it gets cold.

-10°F (-23°C)- People in Miami cease to exist. Canadians lick flagpoles.

-20°F (-29°C)- Californians fly away to Mexico. Canadians throw on a lightweight jacket.

-40°F (-40°C)- Hollywood disintegrates. Canadians rent videos.

-60°F (-51°C)- Mt. St. Helen's freezes. Canadian Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.

-80°F (-62°C)- Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.

-100°F (-73°C)- Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down their earflaps.

-173°F (-114°C)- Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw their kegs.

-297°F (-183°C)- Microbial life survives on dairy products. Canadian cows complain of farmers with cold hands.

-460°F (-273°C)- ALL atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying "Cold 'nuff for ya?"

-500°F (-296°C)- Hell freezes over. The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.