Favorite Movie Quotes!

[Fish boy]

What are your favorite movie quotes???

Example:
"Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode." - Animal House

Feel free to list as many as you want :D

[markdonzi]

"I told you not to go there" "I told you not to go there"
Anger Management
donzimark

[Surfer]

"Say hello to my little friend"

[txtaz]

"She turned me into a newdt, I got better"

[mattyboy]

what we have here is a failure to communicate cool hand luke


surely you can be serious, I am serious and stop calling me shirley airplane


wasn't my night!!! I coulda taken that bum apart....... on the waterfront

I could tell you blood curdiling stories but me throats a lil dry .... the quiet man

ruuuuudy ruuuudy ruuuuudy rudy


don't shoot him you'll only get him mad blazing saddles

there's no crying in baseball legue of their own

that's not a knife, now theres a knife crocdile dundee

you hear bells?? do they go ding ding dong dong or ding dong?? mr roberts

[wilde313]

"...you're an errand boy sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill."
Apocalypse Now

Or, on the lighter side...

"How long did it take you to grow that mustache?"
Napoleon Dynamite

[ChromeGorilla]

Here... this is where I gettem... Useless Movie Quotes (http://www.uselessmoviequotes.com)

I have one of my favs in my signature

I love " I'm your Huckleberry" as well...


Another one I like is from The good the bad and the ugly..... "There are two types of men in this world. Those with guns and those who dig......start diggin"

[Fish boy]

Old McDonald had a farm ee i ee i o. And on that farm he shot some guys. Badda boom badda bing bang boom. - usual suspects

If you think that by threatening me you can get me to be your slave, well . . . that's where you're right. - real genius

All I have in this world is my b**ls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand? - Scarface

[gcarter]

What kind of people sit in a restaurant and don't say anything to eath other?
Married people! Two for the road 1967

[apollo24]

The Defense Department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.

-Top Gun

[Speed-Racer]

"I...I...believe you have my stapler" Milton-Office Space :bonk:

[ChromeGorilla]

Brandon, that is by far my favorite movie! Great choice.

[McGary911]

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. HIT IT. -The Blues Brothers, of course.....

Wendy, I'm not gonna hurt ya', I'm just gonna bash your brains in.....

Hereees Johnny! Both from the Shining.....

And from Animal house: Oh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto. We might get in trouble. Well, just kiss my ass from now on! Not me. I'm not gonna take this! Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer..........

Everyone should watch Animal House at least once a year, just to remember how hilarious it is.....

[Greg]

"Here's a quarter, now why don't you go downtown and have a rat knaw that thing off your face."
Quote from John Candy speaking to a woman with a large mole on her cheek, in Uncle Buck.

[olemissalum]

"Gentlemen, gentlemen, there will be no fighting in the war room!!!"
Dr. Strangelove

"Horses? Horses!! We can't afford to lose no horses!! Send over a couple of #$#$%$%
Blazing Saddles

"Yeah, well your uncle molests collies!"
Caddyshack

[Darrell]

Badges, We Don't No Stinking Badges... (blazing Saddles)

Did You Live Under Powerlines As A Kid... (tommyboy)

Do You Really Think They Spend 20k On A Hammer, Or 30k On Tolet Seat.... (independance Day)

[goatee]

i'm looking for marbles all damn day!!! mr. roberts

tomorrow? but what if there is no tomorrow? there wasnt one today!!!!!
groundhog day


i was born to love you, i was born to lick your face, i was born to rub you, but you were born to rub me first. caddyshack
(up until even a couple years ago, i thought he said "rob you",,,)
kinda funnier that way when you think about it.... :spit:


this ash tray, and this chair, and the paddle game, and this lamp,, and thats all i need!!! oh i need this!!!! the jerk

[Tidbart]

"They brought their f***ing toys."

B

[boxy]

"They brought their f***ing toys."

B

"Hey Coach want a soda...."

"Hey Reg, save me some sn#tch by the pool...
....ever been to the Palm Isle, f&*#ed a barmaid there once, nipples like little rocks"

"Maurice you make sick when you speak, uggghhh, puke...."

"Damn, I lose my blouse..."

Bob we could do this all day :D

[boxy]

You're gonna look pretty funning trying to eat corn on the cob with no f*&@ing teeth
- Tucker McElroy, lead singer, driver of the Winnebago - Good Ol Boys Band -from the Blues Brothers

[RickyR]

There ain't no way ...ain't no way..you could come from my loins......First thing I'm gunna do when I get home, is slap yo momma right in the mouth....

The fact that you're a sheriff isn't germain to the subject...The gawd damn Germans ain't got nothin' to with this...
Pretty much all of Smokey and the Bandit..is classic for me.
Ricky...seeya...

[MrsDigger]

"They brought their f***ing toys."

B

"I'd rather have them playing with their toys than themselves."

“I’m gonna flash ‘em, Joe. I’m gonna walk down that stinking isle and I’m gonna open this faggot bathrobe and I’m gonna wiggle it at ‘em. I’m telling you, you’d better be prepared, because when I yank it out, everyone in that audience with the exception of my wife is gonna be running for the exits!”

"Who own da Chiefs?"
"Owns....OWNS!"


"That was so ****ing money. That was like the Jedi mind-****."

"I regret trifling with married women, I'm thoroughly ashamed at cheating at cards, I deplore my occasional departures from the truth, Forgive me for taking your name in vain, my Saturday drunkenness, my Sunday Sloth. Above all, forgive me for the men I've killed in anger, and those I am about to... "

"I've broke my back once, and my hip twice. And on my worst day I could still beat the hell out of you!"

"I call that bold talk for a one eyed fat man."
"Fill your hand you son of a bitch!"

"Mr. Rat, I have a writ here says you're to stop eating Chin Lee's cornmeal forthwith. Now it's a rat writ, writ for a rat, and this is lawful service of the same. See, doesn't pay any attention to me."

[boxy]

“I’m gonna flash ‘em, Joe. I’m gonna walk down that stinking isle and I’m gonna open this faggot bathrobe and I’m gonna wiggle it at ‘em. I’m telling you, you’d better be prepared, because when I yank it out, everyone in that audience with the exception of my wife is gonna be running for the exits!”[/font]


I love Johnny....

"F%$@ing Chrysler plant, here I come"

[Ranman]

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl harbor?"

"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one---big hitter, the Lama---long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue"

"Otis! My man!"

"My uncle says you have a screw loose. Ty: Oh yeah? Your uncle molests collies"

"He hates these cans! Stay away from the cans!"

"The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity I need! My name in print! That really makes somebody! Things are going to start happening to me now."

"First I got my name in the phonebook and now it's on your ass. I bet more people see that than the phonebook."

"Bring us some FRESH wine-- no more of this old stuff."

[Greg K]

http://wavcentral.com/sounds/movies/jaws/jaws03.mp3

[goatee]

i'll be back. only in a re-run kid, only in a re-run. running man

the big lobowski <-----------funniest movie ever!!!
phones ringin dude, thanks donny
uuuu im just going to go find a cash machine
who the fk are you? a friend , friend with a cleft arsehole?
there gonna cut off my johnson! whatdya need that for dude?

YOU SEE? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU......ok you guys are just gonna have to rent it.

[p729lws]

what we have here is a failure to communicate cool hand luke


surely you can be serious, I am serious and stop calling me shirley airplane


wasn't my night!!! I coulda taken that bum apart....... on the waterfront

I could tell you blood curdiling stories but me throats a lil dry .... the quiet man

ruuuuudy ruuuudy ruuuuudy rudy


don't shoot him you'll only get him mad blazing saddles

there's no crying in baseball legue of their own

that's not a knife, now theres a knife crocdile dundee

you hear bells?? do they go ding ding dong dong or ding dong?? mr roberts

Failure to communicate, Isn't that from a GnR tune?

Nobody can eat fifty eggs. Cool Hand Luke

I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you. Top Gun

[p729lws]

We're on a mission from God.

[yeller]

"Chicks dig me cause I rarely wear underwear, but when I do it's normally something very unusual"

[MrsDigger]

Now let's you just drop them pants

Deliverance

"You sure do got a pretty mouth, boy."
"Squeal! Squeal like a pig!"

Matthew and I drove through West Virginia when we moved me here, and let me tell you, there were places in that state where I just refused to stop. Yikes. Beware of anyone with summer teeth playing Dueling Banjoes...:shocking:

[Scott Pearson]

"Your Killing me Smalls!" Sand Lot

"Write that down" Van Wilder

"You...You...Your good you" Analyze this



Scott
LGDCC

[Bryan Tuvell 33ZX]

Dirty Harry, when he says (not a 100% accurate quote, but you know what scene I mean)

"Do you feel lucky PUNK?
I know what your thinking did he shoot 5 or 6?"

BANG, he miss counted...

[mattyboy]

well he shouldn't have decorated his saloon with my dead friend unforgiven

werewolf....... there wolf young frankenstein

I'm having an old friend for lunch......... silence of the lambs

Kill anyone today curly?????? day's not over yet city slickers

[Greg K]

http://wavcentral.com/cgi-bin/log/log.cgi?id=3754&sound=/sounds/movies/lebowski/bldude2.mp3

[MrsDigger]

"By God, Woodrow..."

"I might want to kick a pig now and again"

"We don't rent pigs"
~Lonesome Dove

"What's eating him?"
"Nothing, he's at the top of the food chain!"

"Hey, what's going on here? Who's the monkey?"

"They call me MR. PIG!"
~The Lion King

"Seems to me, Cap'n, this mission is a serious misallocation of valuable military resources."
~Saving Private Ryan

"Out of order, I show you out of order. You don't know what out of order is, Mr. Trask. I'd show you, but I'm too old, I'm too tired, I'm too ****in' blind. If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a FLAMETHROWER to this place! Out of order? Who the hell do you think you're talkin' to?"
~Scent of a Woman