What the!...Who turned off the heat!?

[Donzi Blackhawk]

Got up this morning and noticed someone had turned off the heat! You Northern guys are NOT funny. Please keep the temp. between 70-75 during the winter.

Thanks, Bryant (keeper of the heat)

[txtaz]

Sorry dude, It was my fault. Our heat pump lost 2 of the 3 heating stages and are waiting on parts. It exhausts to the right coast. Should be back on by Monday.
Do what we do, trim the trees and burn them. Works for us.
Wes

[goatee]

do you guys even calculate wind chill?
p.s. wind chill is defined in websters dictionary as :
ALOT FRICKIN COLDER THAN WHAT IT REALLY IS!!!