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ChromeGorilla
01-28-2005, 12:25 PM
Yeeeeeeehaaaaaaaw, lets go tubin'! (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/tubingonlake.html)

MOP
01-31-2005, 07:53 PM
Got blasted off at level 8, think both of my legs were broke!

Fun thing to play.

Phil

goatee
02-01-2005, 12:44 AM
speaking of texas,, i threw on my old boots and my duster and went out to a country bar sat. night.
had a lot of fun, went on the bull.
(if your sphinkter muscle is the one that goes from your crotch, straight down the inner thigh, clear to your knees?,,, then thats the muscle i pulled that night!)
mental note: dont tempt the guy controling the bull, he will mess you up!


walked up to the bar, asked the bar maid
"do you know how to make a duck fart?"
barmaid; "no"
me; SQEEZE IT REAL HARD, can i have a beer?


duckfart; its a b-52... but instaed of grand ???? <cant spell that ,, you put in canadian club, really opens your nose, its good.