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MOP
01-27-2005, 10:47 PM
An old woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City Office Building. A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator and smelling like expensive perfume turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio - Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"

The next young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!"

About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eyes, bends over, and lets out a most foul-smelling fart. She leaves the stunned women in a cloud of funk, saying "Broccoli 49 cents a pound."

TBroccoli
01-28-2005, 07:19 AM
Hey!!! I resemble that :spongebob

MOP
01-28-2005, 08:02 AM
RRLLOOLL!!!!!!!! :biggrin.: :biggrin.: :biggrin.: Me Three :toiletpap

Walt. H.
01-28-2005, 12:13 PM
Thanks Phil,

I'm honored you thought of me. :embarasse

Here's one for you and every other married guy with an "X" can relate to.


. Wrong thing to say.. :smash:

This married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife

looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.

The husband asks "I notice you've been watching that man for some

time now. Do you know him?"

"Yes" she replies, "He's my ex-husband, and has been

drinking like that since I left him seven years ago."

"That's remarkable" the husband replies,

"I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long."

:rlol: :rlol:
Walt :wavey:

mattyboy
01-28-2005, 12:24 PM
FART jokes!!!!

the spring can't get here fast enuff

please kill me now!!!!

walt , phil you guys should take your act on the road you could be the next laurel and hardy or martin and lewis
who knows even the next ren and stimpy :eek: :tongue:
Just think of the merchandicing campaign, you could have personalized whoopie cushions and fake piles of rubber dog crap the wind up fake teeth, the squirting flower all the classics :rolleyes:

Walt. H.
01-28-2005, 12:50 PM
Thanks Matty,

Thats a great idea, and you can be our "road manager & promo man" :spongebob

mattyboy
01-28-2005, 01:16 PM
Well in that case you're both FIRED!!!!!
I would rather I have red hot pokers shoved in my eyes

MOP
01-28-2005, 01:53 PM
Walt we are being chastised! I think we better hide out!

PS please click on the hide out!

Walt. H.
01-28-2005, 03:48 PM
Matty,

As alway's you have it backwards again, we are the ones that would have hired you! :yes:

Hopeing you'll be feeling better soon, cause just like in that country song;
"Your not much fun since you quit drinking"! :rlol: :rlol:


Cheers from the "N.Y. Over The Hill Gang",

:beer: :beer: :wavey:

mattyboy
01-28-2005, 05:57 PM
you guys are not being chastized, but as you said Phil you have come to email more and more because of the BS on the boards I think that includes fart jokes, so if you have anymore fart jokes do us all a favor if they're for walt just email them to him :rolleyes::tongue:

and I think you guys should change your handles to
Sheckie and Henny :rlol:

you guys can do a roadtrip to all the events and do standup

Now from the clubhouse at the jamestown resort
it's the comedy stylings of MOP and Walt
:jestera: :rlol:

and don't worry if these jokes keep up you'll be driving more than just me to drink :tongue: