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MOP
01-26-2005, 03:44 PM
((((RING))))








**Pick Up**








"Hello?"








"Hi honey, this is Daddy. Is mommy my near the phone?"








"No Daddy, she's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank"








After a brief pause, Daddy says, "but honey, you don't have an Uncle Frank"








"Oh yes I do and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy right now"








Brief Pause








"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the
table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that
Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway"








"Okay Daddy, just a minute"








After a few minutes the little girl comes back to the phone "I did it Daddy"








"And what happened honey?" he asked








"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran
around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the
dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"








"Oh my God, what about your Uncle Frank?"








"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared and he
jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool, but I guess he
didn't know you took out the water last week to clean it and he hit the
bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"








***Long Pause***








***Longer Pause***








Then Daddy says . . .








"Swimming pool?"








"Is this 555-1234?"

Lenny
01-26-2005, 06:52 PM
:D :D :D