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Donzi Di
01-24-2005, 05:30 PM
Yes - a female is starting this thread.

You should all know (based on location) who I am voting for.

Bill Belichick is the man....

mattyboy
01-24-2005, 05:54 PM
can i vote for a florida giant sink hole to open up and swallow
super bowl 39????????????just before the pregame show starts

bitter yankee giant fan

ChromeGorilla
01-24-2005, 08:14 PM
Can I get a....



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JETS JETS JETS





Bitter Yankees/Jets fan.....double booooo Pats/Sox :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

DONZI
01-24-2005, 08:30 PM
go Pats !

ToonaFish
01-24-2005, 08:53 PM
Whatcha making all the noise about? Football season is over. Dead. Kaput. Falcons froze in the tundra Sunday and there won't be any decent games until Fall. :D Figure skating, anyone?

Woodsy
01-24-2005, 09:14 PM
Geez Gorilla....

I so expected much better than a large J E T S from you. I know its tough for you being a yankee south of the Mason Dixon Line. But lets face it, the state of NY hasn't fielded a good football team since the Tuna coached the GIANTS! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (PS: He hasn't won a Super Bowl without Bill Belechick!)

I am sure the Evil Empire, the dreaded NY Yankees, who by the way suffered the WORST POST SEASON COLLAPSE in the HISTORY of organized proffesional sports! LOSING the last 4 games of the ALCS to the BOSTON RED SOX, will be back next year in good form. After all, Stienbrenner paid a luxury tax that was greater than the whole Tampa payroll!

Ur just upset ole George couldn't BUY another world series win!

LOL!

that what you get for putting a NY Yankees logo on your Donzi!

Woodsy Von Outboard

GO PATS!

TuxedoPk
01-25-2005, 06:19 AM
Hasn't anybody realized that starting in 05' the curse of the Bambino switches over to football? ;)

DonziNUTS
01-25-2005, 07:44 AM
E-A-G-L-E-S......EAGLES!!!!!!!!

Hey I am from Philadelphia Area what do you expect "yo adrienne!"

Last Tango
01-25-2005, 09:25 AM
Well, any DONZI REGISTRY folks planning to come to Jacksonville for the festivities we have planned here that week, let me know. I can't get you game tickets, and I can't find you a hotel room or ship cabin to stay (NFL controls all bookings), but I can set up a PART-TAY and some Donzi boat rides.
St. Johns River is closed in the immediate area of the stadium for two days before the game until after. Only those with anchorages purchased from the NFL will be permitted in that area. But that doesn't mean you can't enjoy the other 300 miles of the river. Bring your boat, park it at my place, and we can "tailgate" the night away. Heck we might even actually WATCH the game! Bring a sleeping bag and a pillow in case we fill up the guest rooms. (Special note: I don't have any sprinkler heads to worry about).
Plan to stay at least a couple days after the game. The traffic outta here on Monday going up I-95 will be absolutely ridiculous all the way back to the Northeast since both sets of fans will be coming down that same highway.
Come early, stay late. Since I am gender neutral on either of these teams, I can host a fully integrated group.

TBroccoli
01-25-2005, 12:10 PM
I live near Philly. Go Pats. Anyone but Philly. The Philly fans are the worst. Minnesota Vikings will win some day. Not sure what one, but someday!

Cuda
01-25-2005, 02:27 PM
As bad as I hate to say it, I think the Massholes will have title town this year. Pats are just too solid from top to bottom, and no egos on that team.

ChromeGorilla
01-25-2005, 02:55 PM
Massholes


Joe, thats one of my favorites. Just dont EVER call a Mass state trooper that. :eek: Seen it first hand.... We got pulled over coming back from Bean town and my buddy who was drivin starts the conversation by callin him "Pilgrim" when asked for license. After he was arrested for reckless driving, >100, and when in cuffs was the first time i heard Masshole....I kept my mouth shut and the fuzz let me drive the car home...

DONZI
01-25-2005, 03:14 PM
As bad as I hate to say it, I think the Massholes will have title town this year. Pats are just too solid from top to bottom, and no egos on that team.

C,Mon Cuda.
We already have both titles right now. These are the defending Champs remember.
As far as these Masshole comments.
You guys are out of line and offending some good members.I leave it at that. :(

ChromeGorilla
01-25-2005, 03:20 PM
Joe, he is right. It's not their fault they happen to live in the same state as "those" teams....Remember, you're always welcome to move to the evil empire.... :D

Cuda
01-25-2005, 05:09 PM
C,Mon Cuda.
We already have both titles right now. These are the defending Champs remember.
As far as these Masshole comments.
You guys are out of line and offending some good members.I leave it at that. :(

No offense meant, it was said in jest.

Last Tango
01-26-2005, 12:38 PM
Advice for people coming to Jax for the Super Bowl

This pretty much says it all -

1. You must learn to say the city name
correctly. It is usually
referred to as "Jax".

2. You must be a Jaguars fan. It is a
requirement for citizenship.
Also, you are either a Gator or a Nole. You have no
choice. If you abstain,
you will be assigned a team. There are no other
schools. It's better to learn
that sooner than later.

3. Forget the traffic rules you learned
elsewhere. No one pays
attention to them here. Merging, yielding, and
right-of-way are completely
foreign terms. No turn signals in cars, either

4. To find anything in Jax it is required
that you know where
Regency Square is. It is the Alpha and the Omega: the
beginning and the end.

5. Directions to anywhere may, and usually
do, make a reference to
"the old Pic and Save".

6. The morning rush hour is from 6am to
10am. The evening rush hour
is from 3pm to 7pm. Friday's rush hour starts Thursday
morning.

7. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you
will be rear-ended,
cussed out, and possibly shot.

8. East Rd. meets West Rd. on Beach Blvd, but
they both run North
and South.

9. Normandy Boulevard, State Road 228, Cecil
Field Road, Maxville
Road, and Post Street are all the same road.

10. On the southeast side of town, Hartley
Road, Shad Road, and Hood
Road are all the same road. Hartley Road is the
western part of the road,
and Shad Road is the eastern part of the road. Now
don't be confused about this
Hood Road. This is theWest-East part that is in
between Hartley and Shad, not
the North-South part that starts out as Old Kings Road
South, changes into
Hood Road South, and ends at Losco Road. Got it?

11. Construction is a permanent fixture in
Jax. The barrels are
moved around in the middle of the night to make the
next day's driving a bit
more exciting.

12. Watch very carefully for road hazards such
as deer, skunks,
dogs, barrels, cones, cows, horses, pot holes,
cats,pieces of other cars,
a single shoe, opossums, truck tires,
raccoons,squirrels, rabbits, crows or
vultures feeding on any of these items. Oh, and those
pesky ladders that
seem to find themselves laying on our bridges.

13. The minimum acceptable speed on J
Turner Butler Blvd is 75
mph. Anything less is considered downright sissy. This
is Jacksonville's
version of NASCAR.

14. Never honk at anyone. Ever. Seriously.

15. If you are in the left lane, and only
going 70 in a 55 zone, you
are considered a road hazard and will be "flipped off"
accordingly.

16. Ground clearance of at least 12
inches is recommended for
city driving.

17. If it's 100 degrees, Thanksgiving must be
next weekend.

18. There are really only two seasons here:
Summer and January.

19. There is actually a Westside high school
that has a confederate
battle flag as its school flag, an image of a
slave plantation owner as
its mascot, and Dixie as its school song. Just
accept it. Please don't make a
fuss about it, for your own safety.

20. Ponte Vedra is to Middleburg as oceanfront
is to doublewide.

21. If you choose to live in Orange Park, or,
God forbid, Middleburg,
plan to leave for work at 4am and return home around
11pm. Otherwise you may
get caught in what can only be described as "the
world's longest
left-turn lane".

22. Don't get here late and expect
something to eat. After 9pm,
your choices are Famous Amos, Village Inn, Krystals
and Waffle House.

23. You can buy a million-dollar condo downtown
on the river, but you
have to drive 10 miles for a loaf of bread, and never
after dark.

24. The Landing is an interesting place. Every
time you visit, there
will be a whole new set of restaurants, fewer stores,
and less parking.
Hooters, however, is a permanent fixture.

25. All city council decisions must be signed
off on by First
Baptist Church.

26. You can't drink alcohol and see topless
girls at the same time.
But, if you agree to drink Diet Coke, you can see them
fully nude.

27. North Phillips highway. Don't go there.
Ever. Unless,of course,
you are looking for motels that charge by the hour.

28. Learn all of the lyrics to every Lynyrd
Skynyrd song. Trust me on
this one.

TuxedoPk
01-26-2005, 12:52 PM
Advice for people coming to New York

If a man shows you a gun and asks for your money he is not trying to sell you the gun.

Fish boy
01-26-2005, 04:14 PM
No offense meant, it was said in jest.

Cuda, the Tampabay lightning still holds the cup, the tampabay storm will likely win the arena bowl.. feel free to comment on us, we may not have baseball or football this year, but we still have a sense of humor. I know you would never intentionally offend anyone.

BTW, I am changing my vote to Philly; GO EAGLES!!!!!

Fish boy
01-26-2005, 04:20 PM
Advice for people coming to New York

If a man shows you a gun and asks for your money he is not trying to sell you the gun.

LMAO!!!!! :rlol: :rlol:

ChromeGorilla
01-26-2005, 07:42 PM
Hey MP, goin to that Ruths Chris on Sun for my BDay....mmmmm beeeeeeeeeeef! :rlol: