Hmmh, A Heavenly Christmas...

[ToonaFish]

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."


The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said.

"You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.


The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."

Saint Peter said, "you may pass through the pearly gates."


The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "They're Carol's."

[gold-n-rod]

Good one. Not to be outdone, here's one in return:

LITTLE BOY AT THE NUDE BEACH

A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a
nude beach. As the boy walks along the sand, he
notices that many of the women have bigger breasts
than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why.

She tells her son, "The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is."

The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the
ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the
men have a larger penis than his dad does.

She replies, "The bigger THEY are, the dumber the man
is." Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes
back to the ocean to play.

Shortly thereafter, the boy returns again, and
promptly tells his mother: "Daddy is talking to the
silliest lady on the beach, and the more he talks,
the dumber he gets."

:beer:

[Fish boy]

:jestera: :rlol: :rlol: :rlol:

[Team Jefe]

...and the more he talks,
the dumber he gets."

:beer:


Truer words have never been spoken. I get absolutely stupid when I talk to women....of course but that ctiteria, I'm pretty dumb already. :yes:

So, we know those panties weren't ToonaBaby's...cause it woulf have been "He pulled out a rhinestone jeweled, g-string" :biggrin: