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ToonaFish
12-11-2004, 10:56 AM
A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a
blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.

He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest
smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."

The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.

"'T-G-I-F' means Thank Goodness It's Friday. Get it, duuhhh?"


The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, Its' Thursday.'

Formula Jr
12-11-2004, 05:04 PM
A dumb blond was bragging about his knowledge of
the state capitals.

He proudly said, "go ahead, ask me,
I know all of them."

A redhead said, "O.K., what's the capital
of Georgia?"

The blond replied, "Oh, that's easy - 'G'."

:)