Deep thoughts....by Jack Handey

[DonziDave]

Deep thoughts....by Jack Handey

The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:
You're a Siamese twin.
Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay.
You're not.
He has a date coming over today.
But you only have one ass.

Feel better?

[sanleonkid]

I miss the JH poems on SNL ......

[goatee]

if you ever jump off a building to kill yourself, and change your mind.............

just pretend your a manaquin


then the people below you will think "oh!,, free manaquins"

and catch you

[DonziDave]

:kaioken: If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror......It tends to panic you.

Jack Handey

[MXRoadster]

Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?
JH