The Horth Withperer

[Walt. H.]

Well..since we are doing speech impediment jokes........

A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says he's sending a friend over
to look at a horse. His buddy asks "How will I recognize him?"

"That's easy. He's a midget with a speech impediment."

So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or
female horse. "A female horth."

So he shows him a prized filly.

"Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth?" So the guy picks up the midget
and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.

"Nith eyeth. Can I thee her earzth?" So he picks the little fella up again,
and shows him the horse's ears.

"Nith earzth. Can I see her mouf?" The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off
by this point, but he picks the midget up again and shows him the horse's
mouth.

"Nice mouf. Can I see her twat?" Mad as hell at this point, the rancher
grabs the midget under his arms and rams his head as far as he can up the
horse's requested part, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.

The midget gets up, wiping his eyes, sputtering and coughing. "Perhapth I
should rephrase that: Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit?"


W.H : :jestera:

[Donzi Kat]

OMG that was good:eek!: :yes: :biggrin: keep em coming

[springs]

classic!

[marcdups]

priceless :biggrin.: :eek: :biggrin.: