Walt. H.
11-12-2004, 01:25 AM
A Classic!
A Mexican family crosses the border to the Land of Milk and Honey where the streets are paved with gold. But the husband can find no work. His family is
hungry, so he takes a walk to a quiet place at the foot of a big hill,
kneels at the base of a tree, and begins to pray:
"Sweet Jesus, please show me a way to feed my family..."
Eyes closed, the Mexican does not see the Black man coming over the top of
the hill, who is struggling with a broken grocery sack and who loses a wheel
of cheese.
When the Mexican man opens his eyes, the large wheel of cheddar cheese from
the Black man's grocery bag rolls down the hill and lands at the Mexican's
feet!
"Oh, thank you Jesus, thank you!" he cries, grabs the cheese, and runs
straight home.
Upon returning home, he gives the cheese to his wife and instructs her to
make nachos.
"But wouldn't you rather have cheese enchiladas and burritos and other
things?" she inquires.
"No," the husband says, "Jesus sent this to me with a message... As I ran
home, I kept hearing a voice yelling,
"THAT'S NACHO CHEESE"
:rlol: :sombrero: :sombrero: :rlol:
[B]==============================================
A nun joke
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and
the cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend
you".
She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old
as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see
and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing
you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1, you have to be single and
#2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and
I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."
:bonk: :eek!: :eek!: :bonk:
Walt :wavey:
A Mexican family crosses the border to the Land of Milk and Honey where the streets are paved with gold. But the husband can find no work. His family is
hungry, so he takes a walk to a quiet place at the foot of a big hill,
kneels at the base of a tree, and begins to pray:
"Sweet Jesus, please show me a way to feed my family..."
Eyes closed, the Mexican does not see the Black man coming over the top of
the hill, who is struggling with a broken grocery sack and who loses a wheel
of cheese.
When the Mexican man opens his eyes, the large wheel of cheddar cheese from
the Black man's grocery bag rolls down the hill and lands at the Mexican's
feet!
"Oh, thank you Jesus, thank you!" he cries, grabs the cheese, and runs
straight home.
Upon returning home, he gives the cheese to his wife and instructs her to
make nachos.
"But wouldn't you rather have cheese enchiladas and burritos and other
things?" she inquires.
"No," the husband says, "Jesus sent this to me with a message... As I ran
home, I kept hearing a voice yelling,
"THAT'S NACHO CHEESE"
:rlol: :sombrero: :sombrero: :rlol:
[B]==============================================
A nun joke
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and
the cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend
you".
She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old
as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see
and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing
you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1, you have to be single and
#2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and
I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."
:bonk: :eek!: :eek!: :bonk:
Walt :wavey: