Senior Wedding

[Walt. H.]

Senior wedding

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited
about their decision to get married.

They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a
drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind

the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers "Yes".

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?"



Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about Viagra?"

Pharmacist: "Of course."

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems,
arthritis, Jaundice?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"



Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob says to the pharmacist: "We'd like to
use this store as our Bridal Registry

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