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boxy
10-02-2004, 09:35 AM
After looking at the Texas Round up pictures, it has become apparent that once a Texan breaches the "2 Foot Rule" there is no turning back...... :D :D
ToonaFish
10-02-2004, 10:46 PM
Okay, I'm mostly blonde, at least until I get to the Sally Beauty Supply and make a final decision on spending this season as a redhead, so I gotta ask:

What the heck is the two foot rule?
Sagbay32
10-02-2004, 11:23 PM
Around here it means you are never satisfied with what you have....you always want a boat 2 foot longer than the one you have....AKA "Two foot fever" or "Two foot-itis".

Mike ........(I know all about it)
Formula Jr
10-02-2004, 11:39 PM
I thought it meant that you could not get with in two feet of another man's:

Firearm
Wife
Food
Boat
or Beer
without permission...........

:biggrin:
Sagbay32
10-02-2004, 11:41 PM
Yeah but thats in Texas...up here we gotta keep warm somehow.

:outtahere
boxy
10-03-2004, 06:34 AM
Okay, I'm mostly blonde, at least until I get to the Sally Beauty Supply and make a final decision on spending this season as a redhead, so I gotta ask:

What the heck is the two foot rule?
Owen, you're close........ :D :D
ToonaFish
10-03-2004, 06:44 AM
Oh.

So everything really is bigger in Texas?

Bunches,

Celene 'no wonder Aqua V smiles so much'
gcarter
10-03-2004, 05:28 PM
At the time I moved from Texas, early 80's, you could still shoot someone for being in bed with your wife, or for that matter, shoot both of them.

P.S....
Aquq V was smiling this afternoon, but we were only talking about growing up in Texas!
txtaz
10-04-2004, 03:51 AM
"2 foot rule" I thought it refered to private parts...and you thought that Donzi banner was held up by hands. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
boxy
10-04-2004, 06:43 AM
"2 foot rule" I thought it refered to private parts...and you thought that Donzi banner was held up by hands. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Wes knows what I'm talking about ..... :D
ToonaFish
10-04-2004, 01:52 PM
Wes knows what I'm talking about ..... :D

So, just when is the next Texas event?

Bunches,

Celene 'I gotta see this for myself'
Mustang Susie
10-05-2004, 02:12 PM
Boxy...shall I post a few pics to show these folks exactly what breaking 'the 2 ft rule' looks like?

Mustang :jestera:
boxy
10-05-2004, 02:23 PM
I request "artistic control" of those pictures. I never did see any of them, I was too scared to look. :eek: Send me what you've got, and I'll let you know :D
I mean seriously, how bad could it be ???
Mustang Susie
10-05-2004, 02:36 PM
Wow, didn't take you long to respond to that one... ;)

and trust me...you had artistic 'control' alright :shocking:

Mustang 'okay, I'll send them' Susie