Favorite Monty Python quotes

[txtaz]

OK, Since Monty Python came up in another thread I thought it would be fun to see what peoples favorite quotes were. I have always been a big fan. I once had a college proffessor who was a fan also. So for one of my projects, I wrote everything in the Monty Python theme. In programming, names do not matter only logic. My favorite line in program was:

if ShesAWitch then BurnHer(Witch)
...
function TPythonFrm.BurnHer(Witch): Integer;
begin
if ShesAWitch then Witch.Count := Witch.Count - 1;
BurnHer := Witch.Count;
end;

Hehehe, I made an A and he put a Python question on the final for extra credit.
Have fun,
Wes

[Patti]

Dingo (http://imdb.com/name/nm0166470/): You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me.
All (http://imdb.com/name/nm0949707/) : And me. And me too. And me.
Dingo (http://imdb.com/name/nm0166470/) : Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking.

:jestera:

[Fish boy]

I used to make pledges find out what the knights who say Ni cut down the shrubbery with. That way they would have to watch the movie and know what I was talking about when I did holy grail quotes.

3 questions of the Bridgekeeper
"What is your name?"
"Sir Lancelot of Camelot."
"What is your quest?"
"I seek the grail."
"What is your favorite color?"
"Blue"
"All right. Off you go."
"Thank you"
"What is your name?"
"Sir Robin of Camelot."
"What is your quest?"
"I seek the grail."
"What is capital of Armania?"
"What? I don't know that! AHHHHHHHHHH!" (Sir Robin is cast into the gorge of eternal peril.)
"What is your name?"
"Sir Galahad of Camelot."
"What is your quest?"
"I seek the grail."
"What is your favorite color?"
"Blue. No wait a minute. Ye- AHHHHHHHHHH!" (Sir Gahalad is cast into the gorge of eternal peril.)
"What is your name?"
"Arthur, king of the Britons."
"What is your quest?"
"I seek the grail."
"What is the air-speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?"
"What do you mean? African or European?"
"What? I don't know that! AHHHHHHHHHHH!" (The Bridgekeeper is cast into the gorge.)

[Fish boy]

"Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem." (whack)

[Fish boy]

Anyone else know what a "kaniggget" is? Only met one other person so far (my Ex). The french guy in the tower calls arthur and his men this when he "taunts" them.

Fish

[Fish boy]

"Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy."

[Cuda]

Old Man- But I don't want to go on the cart

Young man- Oh, don't be such a baby!

Old man- I'm feeling better, I think I'll go for a walk

Young man_Shut up, you're not fooling anybody, you'll be stone dead in a few minutes.

[Cuda]

Gallahad in the castle with all the beautiful young women


G-I must leave to find the grail

Lady- we are but six score and ten of young virgins ages between 19 and 21, with no man to care for us

G- Well, I could stay a bit longer!

[Cuda]

Your father was a hampster, and your mother smelled of Elderberry.

I fart in your general direction.

[Cuda]

Don't come back or we shall taunt you a second time.

[Morgan's Cloud]

"That's not (the Virgin) Mary... She's just some Welsh tart !"

[Walt. H.]

With a english accent:
Throw Out Your Dead

Look Killer Rabbits, Run Away- Run Away save yourselves

The Knight at the cross road after losing both legs and both arms:
Is that All You Have, Cometh Back And Fight Like A Man You Peasant!

[TuxedoPk]

Anyone else know what a "kaniggget" is? Only met one other person so far (my Ex). The french guy in the tower calls arthur and his men this when he "taunts" them.

Fish

K-nig-ht, you silly fool :)

[Patti]

Lancelot (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000092/): We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad (http://imdb.com/name/nm0001589/) : I don't think I was.
Lancelot (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000092/) : Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad (http://imdb.com/name/nm0001589/) : Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Lancelot (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000092/) : No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad (http://imdb.com/name/nm0001589/) : Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Lancelot (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000092/) : No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad (http://imdb.com/name/nm0001589/) : Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Lancelot (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000092/) : No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad (http://imdb.com/name/nm0001589/) : I bet you're gay.
Lancelot : No, I'm not.

[Fish boy]

K-nig-ht, you silly fool :)

TUx got it! Amazingly, you are only the second person I have met that knew that; and I have asked many. Try it next time you talk to someon who says the are a MP fan.

[McGary911]

'tis merely a flesh wound! -- the black night.

[DonziChick]

Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

[txtaz]

Wizard - What else floats?
Peasant - Very small rocks
Wizard - Noo
King Authur - A DUCK!
Wizard - Very good, therefore we can deduce what?
Peasants - uhmmm, hymmmm, errrrr
Wizard - If she weighs the same as a duck then...
Peasants - uhhmmm, hymmmm, (quietly she a witch?)
Wizard - Yesssss
Peasants - A witch, a witch, burn her
Wizard - We shall use my larger scale
Places duck on scale and it balances with the witch
Peasants - A witch, a witch, burn her
Witch - It's a fair cop

I'm telling ya, ya don't wanna be going down there. It's the fierest, most knarlyest man eating beast yuv'e eva seen. This thing will rip your heart out.
Sir Galahad - I don't see it.
It's right there. My god man are ya blind. (pointing)
Sir Galahad - Where? Behind the bunny?
It is the bunny.
Sir Galahad - What are you mad?
That thing is dynamic it will rip your head off and kill all of your men.
Hehehehe

[txtaz]

Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
What is the average air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[Greg K]

http://wavcentral.com/cgi-bin/log/log.cgi?id=2892&sound=http://sounds.wavcentral.com/movies/monty/running_away.mp3 ... :eek:

[txtaz]

Just because some wattery tart gives you a sword doesn't make you king.
Help, I'm being repressed, I'm being repressed. Notice the repression in the system.

Gregg, too friggin funny.

[Formula Jr]

"No One expects the Spanish Inquision."

"I came here for an argument"
"No You Didn't"
"Yes I did"
"You most certinly Did Not!"
"I did!"
"Will that be the five minute argument,
or the ten minute argument?"

"There is no cannibalism in the British Navy!"

"And then you must chop down the largest tree
in the forest.... with a Herring!" :jestera:

[Cuda]

Now, supposed I went around saying I was emperor because some moistened bent hurled a scimitar at me............they'd put me away!

[McGary911]

ARTHUR:
Three. Three. And we'd better not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit's dynamite.
ROBIN:
Would it help to confuse it if we run away more?

I haven't seen that movie in years......I think I'm due1!!

Whole script here: http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Scripts/HolyGrail/grail.html

[marcdups]

What have the Romans ever done for us, Hey???

HEY..BIG NOSE !!!
Who are you calling BIG NOSE,you call me BIG NOSE again I'll punch your F@#$#@&g lights out mate..