MOP
08-04-2004, 05:18 PM
Two blondes are new arrivals at the Pearly Gates and are comparing stories
on how they had died.
First blonde: "I froze to death."
Second blonde: "Froze to death... how horrible!"
First blonde: "Yes, at first I was shaking from the cold, but then I began
to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?"
Second blonde: "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home found him all by himself in the den,
watching TV."
First blonde: "What's wrong with that?"
Second blonde: "I was just sure there was a woman there somewhere? So I
started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and
searched, and down in the basement. Then I went through every closet, and
checked under every bed. I kept running around looking until I was so
exhausted I just keeled over with a heart attack and died."
First blonde: "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer- we'd both still be
alive.
on how they had died.
First blonde: "I froze to death."
Second blonde: "Froze to death... how horrible!"
First blonde: "Yes, at first I was shaking from the cold, but then I began
to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?"
Second blonde: "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home found him all by himself in the den,
watching TV."
First blonde: "What's wrong with that?"
Second blonde: "I was just sure there was a woman there somewhere? So I
started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and
searched, and down in the basement. Then I went through every closet, and
checked under every bed. I kept running around looking until I was so
exhausted I just keeled over with a heart attack and died."
First blonde: "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer- we'd both still be
alive.