harbormaster
07-27-2004, 09:33 AM
NO PARENT LEFT BEHIND......
I PROMISE YOU CANNOT READ THESE AND NOT LAUGH OUT
LOUD! THESE ARE REAL NOTES WRITTEN FROM PARENTS IN A
MISSISSIPPI SCHOOL DISTRICT. (SPELLINGS HAVE BEEN LEFT
INTACT.) (Could easily be any state)
MY SON IS UNDER A DOCTOR'S CARE AND SHOULD NOT TAKE PE
TODAY. PLEASE EXECUTE HIM.
PLEASE EXKUCE LISA FOR BEING ABSENT SHE WAS SICK AND I
HAD HER SHOT.
DEAR SCHOOL: PLEASE ECSC's JOHN BEING ABSENT ON JAN.
28, 29, 30, 31, 32, AND ALSO 33.
PLEASE EXCUSE GLORIA FROM JIM TODAY. SHE IS
ADMINISTRATING
PLEASE EXCUSE ROLAND FROM P.E. FOR A FEW DAYS.
YESTERDAY HE FELL OUT OF A TREE AND MISPLACED HIS HIP.
JOHN HAS BEEN ABSENT BECAUSE HE HAD TWO TEETH TAKEN
OUT OF HIS FACE.
CARLOS WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE HE WAS PLAYING
FOOTBALL. HE WAS HURT IN THE GROWING PART.
MEGAN COULD NOT COME TO SCHOOL TODAY BECAUSE SHE HAS
BEEN BOTHERED BY VERY CLOSE VEINS.
CHRIS WILL NOT BE IN SCHOOL CUS HE HAS AN ACRE IN HIS
SIDE
PLEASE EXCUSE RAY FRIDAY FROM SCHOOL. HE HAS VERY
LOOSE VOWELS.
PLEASE EXCUSE PEDRO FROM BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. HE
HAD(DIAHRE)(DYREA)(DIREATHE) THE ****S. [WORDS IN ( )'s
WERE CROSSED OUT].
PLEASE EXCUSE TOMMY FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. HE HAD
DIARRHEA AND HIS BOOTS LEAK.
IRVING WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE HE MISSED HIS
BUST.
PLEASE EXCUSE JIMMY FOR BEING. IT WAS HIS FATHER'S
FAULT.
I KEPT BILLIE HOME BECAUSE SHE HAD TO GO CHRISTMAS
SHOPPING BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT SIZE SHE WEAR.
PLEASE EXCUSE JENNIFER FOR MISSING SCHOOL YESTERDAY.
WE FORGOT TO GET THE SUNDAY PAPER OFF THE PORCH, AND
WHEN WE FOUND IT MONDAY, WE THOUGHT IT WAS SUNDAY.
SALLY WON'T BE IN SCHOOL A WEEK FROM FRIDAY. WE HAVE
TO ATTEND HER FUNERAL.
MY DAUGHTER WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE SHE WAS
TIRED. SHE SPENT A WEEKEND WITH THE MARINES.
PLEASE EXCUSE JASON FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. HE HAD
A COLD AND COULD NOT BREED WELL.
PLEASE EXCUSE MARY FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. SHE WAS
IN BED WITH GRAMPS.
GLORIA WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY AS SHE WAS HAVING A
GANGOVER.
PLEASE EXCUSE BRENDA, SHE HAS BEEN SICK AND UNDER THE
DOCTOR.
MARYANN WAS ABSENT DECEMBER 11-16, BECAUSE SHE HAD A
FEVER, SORE THROAT, HEADACHE AND UPSET STOMACH. HER
SISTER WAS ALSO SICK, FEVER AND SORE THROAT, HER
BROTHER HAD A LOW GRADE FEVER AND ACHED ALL OVER I
WASN'T THE BEST EITHER, SORE THROAT AND FEVER. THERE
MUST BE SOMETHING GOING AROUND, HER FATHER EVEN GOT
HOT LAST NIGHT.
I PROMISE YOU CANNOT READ THESE AND NOT LAUGH OUT
LOUD! THESE ARE REAL NOTES WRITTEN FROM PARENTS IN A
MISSISSIPPI SCHOOL DISTRICT. (SPELLINGS HAVE BEEN LEFT
INTACT.) (Could easily be any state)
MY SON IS UNDER A DOCTOR'S CARE AND SHOULD NOT TAKE PE
TODAY. PLEASE EXECUTE HIM.
PLEASE EXKUCE LISA FOR BEING ABSENT SHE WAS SICK AND I
HAD HER SHOT.
DEAR SCHOOL: PLEASE ECSC's JOHN BEING ABSENT ON JAN.
28, 29, 30, 31, 32, AND ALSO 33.
PLEASE EXCUSE GLORIA FROM JIM TODAY. SHE IS
ADMINISTRATING
PLEASE EXCUSE ROLAND FROM P.E. FOR A FEW DAYS.
YESTERDAY HE FELL OUT OF A TREE AND MISPLACED HIS HIP.
JOHN HAS BEEN ABSENT BECAUSE HE HAD TWO TEETH TAKEN
OUT OF HIS FACE.
CARLOS WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE HE WAS PLAYING
FOOTBALL. HE WAS HURT IN THE GROWING PART.
MEGAN COULD NOT COME TO SCHOOL TODAY BECAUSE SHE HAS
BEEN BOTHERED BY VERY CLOSE VEINS.
CHRIS WILL NOT BE IN SCHOOL CUS HE HAS AN ACRE IN HIS
SIDE
PLEASE EXCUSE RAY FRIDAY FROM SCHOOL. HE HAS VERY
LOOSE VOWELS.
PLEASE EXCUSE PEDRO FROM BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. HE
HAD(DIAHRE)(DYREA)(DIREATHE) THE ****S. [WORDS IN ( )'s
WERE CROSSED OUT].
PLEASE EXCUSE TOMMY FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. HE HAD
DIARRHEA AND HIS BOOTS LEAK.
IRVING WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE HE MISSED HIS
BUST.
PLEASE EXCUSE JIMMY FOR BEING. IT WAS HIS FATHER'S
FAULT.
I KEPT BILLIE HOME BECAUSE SHE HAD TO GO CHRISTMAS
SHOPPING BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT SIZE SHE WEAR.
PLEASE EXCUSE JENNIFER FOR MISSING SCHOOL YESTERDAY.
WE FORGOT TO GET THE SUNDAY PAPER OFF THE PORCH, AND
WHEN WE FOUND IT MONDAY, WE THOUGHT IT WAS SUNDAY.
SALLY WON'T BE IN SCHOOL A WEEK FROM FRIDAY. WE HAVE
TO ATTEND HER FUNERAL.
MY DAUGHTER WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE SHE WAS
TIRED. SHE SPENT A WEEKEND WITH THE MARINES.
PLEASE EXCUSE JASON FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. HE HAD
A COLD AND COULD NOT BREED WELL.
PLEASE EXCUSE MARY FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. SHE WAS
IN BED WITH GRAMPS.
GLORIA WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY AS SHE WAS HAVING A
GANGOVER.
PLEASE EXCUSE BRENDA, SHE HAS BEEN SICK AND UNDER THE
DOCTOR.
MARYANN WAS ABSENT DECEMBER 11-16, BECAUSE SHE HAD A
FEVER, SORE THROAT, HEADACHE AND UPSET STOMACH. HER
SISTER WAS ALSO SICK, FEVER AND SORE THROAT, HER
BROTHER HAD A LOW GRADE FEVER AND ACHED ALL OVER I
WASN'T THE BEST EITHER, SORE THROAT AND FEVER. THERE
MUST BE SOMETHING GOING AROUND, HER FATHER EVEN GOT
HOT LAST NIGHT.