The Whole Story

[Walt. H.]

Little Johnny watched his Daddy's car pass by the school playground and
> >go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt
> >Jane in a passionate embrace.Little Johnny found this so exciting that
>he
> >could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his
>mother.
> >"Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods
> >with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big
>kiss,
> >then he
> >helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his
>pants
> >off, then Aunt Jane........
> >
> >" At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an
> >interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime.
> >I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell
> >it tonight." At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his
> >story.
> >
> >Johnny started his story about the car going into the woods, the
> >undressing, Aunt Jane laying down on the back seat. "Then Aunt Jane and
> >Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to
> >do when Daddy was in the Army."
> >------------- moral --------------------
> >Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt.
> >