ToonaFish
06-15-2004, 09:30 PM
Evening classes for men. Starting this month!
Sign up early and get a discount on registration!
*Note: Due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants.
1. How To Fill Ice-Cube Trays -- Step by step with slide presentation.
2. Toilet Rolls: Do they grow on the holders? -- Roundtable discussion.
3. Differences Between the Laundry Basket and the Floor -- Practicing with hamper. Pictures and graphics.
4. The After-Meal Plates and Cutlery: Can they levitate and fly into kitchen sink or dishwasher? -- Debate among panel of experts.
5. Loss of Virility: Losing the remote control to your significant other -- Help line and support groups.
6. Learning How to Find Things, Starting with Looking in the Right Place, Instead of Turning the House Upside Down While Screaming -- Open forum.
7. Health Watch: Bringing her flowers is NOT harmful to your health. PowerPoint presentation. (Gladiolas are a very cheap but beautiful flower!!)
8. Is it Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly as She Parallel Parks? Driving simulation.
9. Living with Adults: Basic differences between your mother and your wife. On-line class and role-playing.
10. How To Be The Ideal Shopping Companion -- Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
11. Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries, Other Important Dates, and Calling When You're Going to Be Late -- Bring your calendar or PDA to class.
12. Getting Over It: Learning to live with being wrong all the time. Individual counselors available.
Sign up early and get a discount on registration!
*Note: Due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants.
1. How To Fill Ice-Cube Trays -- Step by step with slide presentation.
2. Toilet Rolls: Do they grow on the holders? -- Roundtable discussion.
3. Differences Between the Laundry Basket and the Floor -- Practicing with hamper. Pictures and graphics.
4. The After-Meal Plates and Cutlery: Can they levitate and fly into kitchen sink or dishwasher? -- Debate among panel of experts.
5. Loss of Virility: Losing the remote control to your significant other -- Help line and support groups.
6. Learning How to Find Things, Starting with Looking in the Right Place, Instead of Turning the House Upside Down While Screaming -- Open forum.
7. Health Watch: Bringing her flowers is NOT harmful to your health. PowerPoint presentation. (Gladiolas are a very cheap but beautiful flower!!)
8. Is it Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly as She Parallel Parks? Driving simulation.
9. Living with Adults: Basic differences between your mother and your wife. On-line class and role-playing.
10. How To Be The Ideal Shopping Companion -- Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
11. Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries, Other Important Dates, and Calling When You're Going to Be Late -- Bring your calendar or PDA to class.
12. Getting Over It: Learning to live with being wrong all the time. Individual counselors available.