MOP
06-14-2004, 01:26 PM
Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk
about their own moonshine operations. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table,
who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes
apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her
and says "Kin ya swaller?" The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks
over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers
and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is
so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her
mouth As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the
bar. His partner says "Ya know, I'd heard of that there "Hind Lick
Maneuver," but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"
about their own moonshine operations. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table,
who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes
apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her
and says "Kin ya swaller?" The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks
over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers
and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is
so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her
mouth As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the
bar. His partner says "Ya know, I'd heard of that there "Hind Lick
Maneuver," but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"