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ToonaFish
06-05-2004, 10:00 PM
The Cost of Kids

The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from birth to 18 and came up with $160,140.00 for a middle income family. Talk about sticker shock! That doesn't even touch college tuition.

But $160,140 isn't so bad if you break it down. It translates into $8,896 a year, $741.38 a month, or $171.08 a week. That's a mere $24.24 a day! Just over a dollar an hour.

Still, you might think the best financial advice says don't have children if you want to be "rich." It is just the opposite.

What do your get for your $160,140?

Naming rights, --- First, middle, and last!

Glimpses of God everyday.

Giggles under the covers every night.

More love than your heart can hold.

Butterfly kisses and Velcro hugs.

Endless wonder over rocks, ants, clouds, and warm cookies.

A hand to hold, usually covered with jam.

A partner for blowing bubbles, flying kites, building sand castles, and skipping down the sidewalk in the pouring rain.

Someone to laugh yourself silly with no matter what the boss said or how your stocks performed that day.

For $160,140, you never have to grow up.

You get to finger-paint, carve pumpkins, play hide-and-seek, catch lightning bugs, and never stop believing in magic.

You have an excuse to keep reading the Adventures of Piglet and Pooh, watching Saturday morning cartoons, going to Disney Land, and wishing on stars.

You get to frame rainbows, hearts, and flowers under refrigerator magnets and collect spray painted noodle art, hand prints set in clay for Mother's Day, and cards with backward letters for Father's Day.

For $160,140, there is no greater bang for your buck.

You get to be a hero just for retrieving a Frisbee off the garage roof, taking the training wheels off the bike, removing a splinter, filling a wading pool, coaxing a wad of gum out of bangs, and coaching a baseball team that never wins but always gets treated to ice cream regardless.

You get a front row seat to history to witness the first step, first word, first bra, first date, and first time behind the wheel. You get to be immortal.

You get another branch added to your family tree, and if you're lucky, a long list of limbs in your obituary called grandchildren.

You get an education in psychology, nursing, criminal justice,
communications, and human sexuality that no college can match.

In the eyes of a child, you rank right up there with God.

You have all the power to heal a booboo, scare away the monsters under the bed, patch a broken heart, police a slumber party, ground them forever, and love them without limits, so one day they will, like you, love without counting the cost.

Brad Lyon
06-05-2004, 10:40 PM
You forgot the endless sound of the James Bond 007 music theme throughout your house as they blow away thousands of bad guy's on PS2!

Brad

Ed Donnelly
06-06-2004, 12:58 AM
And if you are really blessed, you can multiply that,times 3...Ed

Koenig
06-06-2004, 04:25 AM
You forgot the endless sound of the James Bond 007 music theme throughout your house as they blow away thousands of bad guy's on PS2!

Brad
My cell ring is set to the Bond theme! Dang this post. I've hesitated asking this one girl out because she has two kids! I know she will say yes! This girl works at the store I buy my smokes at, she told me to stop for a beer at the bar were she also works. Gave me her schedule and tonight for some reason I did just that. Her co-workers fed me free beer. I'm hella drunk, 9 freebee's, they gave me free beers when I mentioned I had friends waiting at another bar, kept me from leaving! So it's safe to say she mentioned something about me! The two kids have made me fearfull of even bothering with this one. After reading this post thinking dang those little snot nosed buggers are expensive but not that bad, might even be kinda fun to have around and good excuse for having a PS2 at thirty two! So tomorrow when I ask this girl out, if we end up getting married and I inherit two kids, I'm blaming you for making me take this date plunge!!!!! It's a sign from God or the beer goggles are messing with my thought process! So much for being the next Hef! :banghead: :toiletpap :embarasse :bonk:

gcarter
06-06-2004, 04:44 AM
Koenig, listen to an experienced old fart;
only in exceprional circumstances do the things in Toona's list ever apply to step Dads.
Have your own!

George

BUIZILLA
06-06-2004, 06:56 AM
Take that 160k, add in 15 years of private schools for EACH (basically double the 160k for each) then 4 years college EACH at 30k each year... this doesn't include their cars or trinkets and I figure i'm at 400k each.... minimum....

Wouldn't have done it any other way though.

J :cool:

Donzigo
06-06-2004, 07:11 AM
Don't forget about buying them a Donzi Classic, too./

I bought this little blue one for David (Donzigo Jr.) and if I live long enough, he'll pay me back every penny. I think I have to live to be 102, at this rate.

DonziChick
06-06-2004, 07:55 PM
Hmmm how do I get on the boat plan of this? I've managed the private school and college... :)

mattyboy
06-06-2004, 08:03 PM
wow that's alot a money for a few moments of pleasure :rolleyes: :eek:
;)



Matty
some 320,000 dollars in the whole