Ed Donnelly
06-01-2004, 06:55 PM
I had just pulled into the coffeeshop,when a lady walked up to me and says, " I bet you a coffee I can correctly guess either your occupation, hobby, or, wifes nationality"
I figure she will guess my hobby is boating, but hell, its only a coffee, so I said OK
You are a gardener...No I am a process gas tech
Your wife is Japanese....No she is Irish
Your hobby is you grow minature trees...No I go boating
She gets really uptight and says to me " Then why the hell do you have that plaque on the back of your truck that says....DONZI...
Then it clicks in she mistook DONZI for BONSAI
She thought the D was a B and it was pronounced BONZI
She walked off in a huff and didn't buy my coffee.
Only in Canada EH? .Ed
I figure she will guess my hobby is boating, but hell, its only a coffee, so I said OK
You are a gardener...No I am a process gas tech
Your wife is Japanese....No she is Irish
Your hobby is you grow minature trees...No I go boating
She gets really uptight and says to me " Then why the hell do you have that plaque on the back of your truck that says....DONZI...
Then it clicks in she mistook DONZI for BONSAI
She thought the D was a B and it was pronounced BONZI
She walked off in a huff and didn't buy my coffee.
Only in Canada EH? .Ed