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ToonaFish
05-27-2004, 03:55 PM
1. Hey Baby, you make me wanna spin my hub.

2. Wanna dip your chip in my hummus?

3. You need to experience my rooster tail.

4. Can I show you the Big Dipper?

5. You look parched, wanna use my Lil Sucker?

6. Hey Baby, wanna help me clean my cockpit?

7. Wanna play with my Bullhampster?

8. I bet you could loosen my upper gears...

9. Would you like a bite of my beans?

10. When we get to the Marina, will you coil my line?

11. But you simply MUST put my strap between your legs...

And the absolute worst:

Hey, Elizabeth, wanna ride on my 16?

Brad Lyon
05-27-2004, 04:01 PM
Classic Toona! I love your wit.

Brad

txtaz
05-27-2004, 05:56 PM
Toooooo funny Toona, Sorry we missed AOTH, it would have been fun to meet you and everyone else. Maybe we can get everyone together for Possum Kingdom. We are planning on being there.
Wes

Rootsy
05-27-2004, 06:33 PM
HEY!!! that was so not nice to say... my poor 16's feelings (and wallet) are hurt.. :bawling:

JR

BUIZILLA
05-27-2004, 06:55 PM
I'm still trying to understand why Toona was saying she was soooo tired all weekend... :lookaroun :cool:

J

Rootsy
05-27-2004, 07:02 PM
i heard it has something to do with Saluting...

gcarter
05-27-2004, 08:05 PM
For the benifit of the people who would care, what lines did work?

George

Rootsy
05-27-2004, 08:21 PM
Digger's HERE!

TuxedoPk
05-27-2004, 09:23 PM
For the benifit of the people who would care, what lines did work?
George

The best line that I heard was, "I left something in your room. I better stop by before I go to bed" : )

Ranman
05-27-2004, 09:30 PM
If actions speak louder than words, than to my lovely wife, size DOES matter... and Digger's is by far the biggest, though Olred was able to tame her for a bit til he showed up.

Who would have ever thought a big 18 wouldn't be enough???

roadtrip se
05-27-2004, 09:59 PM
but I only share them with my closest friends!

A few more...

-Would you like pork or beef?

-I swear the gas tank is full.

-I'll take it easy on the throttles, honestly.

-The boat rides smoother on top of the waves at 70+!

-My hull is longer than his!

-I just had my lower unit checked out.

-I've got a really big, XR prop shaft.

-My horsepower will guarentee we are up front in the smoothest water.

-My hydraulic hoses will keep us pointed in the right direction.

-And the lamest of all, I got more beer than Lenny!

Okay, I'm done...

Todd

Fish boy
05-28-2004, 09:10 AM
Wow Toona, sounds like you heard them all. Must have been quite a party. :biggrin:

Greg K
05-28-2004, 09:19 AM
Forgot one..

Have ya met the Dork? :shocking:

Got to say, AOTH was great ! :beer:

Fish boy
05-28-2004, 09:24 AM
OK, can't resist....

"I am the guy with the high performance package"

Tom Davis
05-28-2004, 11:43 AM
Toona, that's Bull Hamstaa with two a's!! You'll learn more creative spelling on your trip to Winni...

Tom Davis
Winni Bandits