MOP
04-15-2004, 02:54 AM
#10 -- YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD .44 FOR A NEW .22.
#9 -- YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE
ON THE ROAD.
#8 -- IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL
PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
#7 -- YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR
A BACK UP.
#6 -- YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
#5 -- A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
#4 -- HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
#3 -- A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?"
#2 -- A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
And, the number one way a handgun is better than a woman:
#1 -- YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN!
#9 -- YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE
ON THE ROAD.
#8 -- IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL
PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
#7 -- YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR
A BACK UP.
#6 -- YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
#5 -- A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
#4 -- HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
#3 -- A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?"
#2 -- A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
And, the number one way a handgun is better than a woman:
#1 -- YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN!