Donzigo
04-07-2004, 12:34 AM
So, I'm reading some really tough posts of people having some big money type of repairs getting their boats ready for the season. Having been there myself on so many occassions and thankful that the "water gods" are having mercy on me at the present time, I thought I might share this simple test for boat ownership. I think of it everytime my expensive mistress (Z-33) needs more money to make her happy....................and she's never happy for long. So here it is for your consideration. I wonder how many of you could pass such a test.
Boat ownership qualification test:
a. Obtain a big block of ice (1.5 foot square ought to do it, & put it in your shower)
b. Get a stack of $20 bills about 1 foot high (some guys might need bigger denominations for this test to be totally accurate)
c. Sit on the ice (in the buff)
d. Turn the water on coldest temp (so that we know you're stone cold sober)
e. Roll those bills up and stuff them down the drain
If you're still having fun when the ice is melted, dude, you've passed...............
(Note: Cuda made all "A's" on this test...........he's got a second boat, third boat, fourth boat, get er done, man, the more boats the better, what is it? 8 boats and looking for more..............)
Myself: "Oh Yeah, I've passed the test many many times" .................
Boat ownership qualification test:
a. Obtain a big block of ice (1.5 foot square ought to do it, & put it in your shower)
b. Get a stack of $20 bills about 1 foot high (some guys might need bigger denominations for this test to be totally accurate)
c. Sit on the ice (in the buff)
d. Turn the water on coldest temp (so that we know you're stone cold sober)
e. Roll those bills up and stuff them down the drain
If you're still having fun when the ice is melted, dude, you've passed...............
(Note: Cuda made all "A's" on this test...........he's got a second boat, third boat, fourth boat, get er done, man, the more boats the better, what is it? 8 boats and looking for more..............)
Myself: "Oh Yeah, I've passed the test many many times" .................