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ToonaFish
02-23-2004, 08:28 PM
On a farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play
together.

One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog and began
to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the
farmer for help!

Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.

Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the
keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he
still had time to save his friend's life.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken
arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.

After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the
chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the bike,
rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best
pals. A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!

The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large
puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his @#%$ and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse
pulled him up and out, saving his life.

The moral of the story? (Yes, there's a moral):

"When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks."

tamburello
02-23-2004, 09:30 PM
So, that's how my friend with the P.O.S. Bayliner gets all the girls! Nice one tuna! :cistineb:

- Jeff

Ed Donnelly
02-24-2004, 07:27 AM
ToonaFish,So what you are saying is, I should sell my Harley and buy the supercharger for the Criterion???? Ed

ToonaFish
02-24-2004, 09:42 AM
Ed, the Criterion will do, with or without the charger, but only when this guy isn't available... :rolleyes:

gcarter
02-24-2004, 09:52 AM
Ed, the Criterion will do, with or without the charger, but only when this guy isn't available... :rolleyes:
Celene,
The city of Ocala had one of those artsy fartsy painting contests last year, and the fiberglass model that about 200 artists painted looked just like your picture. They went for auction and are now all over the city..
This was a really funny story. It occured that as a young man the Macho Projector Du Jour was a Corvette, not a Harley because Harleys were crap.

George

Digger
02-24-2004, 10:17 AM
is that horse preparing to take a dump?

ToonaFish
02-24-2004, 10:24 AM
Naw, he's in full horseshow makeup and probably is missing the weight of his tail wig...

Bunches,

Celene "prop condoms ain't got nuttin on the horsie set"