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abelchinewalker
02-14-2003, 06:21 AM
A married couple were in a terrible accident
where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin
from her body because she was too thin. So the husband
offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was
suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The
husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one
about where the skin came from, and requested that the
doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a
very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more
beautiful than she ever had before!
All her friends and relatives just went on and on
about her youthful beauty!
One day, she was alone with her husband, and
she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. Shee
said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything
you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay
you."
"My darling," he replied, "I get all the
thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on
the cheek."

Sagbay32
02-14-2003, 07:47 AM
LMAO
Good one!

Mike

Budmann
02-21-2003, 12:02 PM
Lovin it!!!!

MOP
02-21-2003, 06:15 PM
Hell that better than the one where your ML runs your new Corvette over a cliff yippie