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harbormaster
02-13-2003, 12:38 PM
A plane is on its way to Houston when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and
moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant
watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde
that she paid for Economy and that she will have to sit in the back.

The blonde replies: "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston and I'm
staying right here!"

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot
that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy
and won't move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and
tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy she will have to
leave and return to her seat.

The blonde replies,"I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston and I'm
staying right here!" The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should
have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't
listen to reason. The pilot says "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this.
I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde."

He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says "Oh, I'm
Sorry," and she gets up and moves back to her seat in the Economy Section.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to
make her move without any fuss.

I told her, "First Class wasn't going to Houston."

Ed Donnelly
02-13-2003, 11:32 PM
Too funny! I'm married to a blonde and can relate to that...Ed P.S. To all the blondes on this site, you can relate to this too in good humor..