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MOP
02-06-2003, 11:40 AM
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman says, "I'll miss you."
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today,"
Jack says as he stepped out of the shower,
"honey, what do you think the neighbors
would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your
money," she replied.
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He said - Since I first laid eyes on you,
I've wanted to make love to you really badly.
She said - Well, you succeeded.
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He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said - That's a good idea...you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
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He said - What have you been doing with all he grocery money I gave you?
She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied.
"What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, " Texas A&M ."
And they say blondes are dumb

Regards,

The Ole Fart

LKSD
02-10-2003, 07:58 AM
I LIKE : LOUD PIPES SAVE WIVES & THE LOUDER THE WIFE THE LOUDER THE THRU HULL EXH .