Temperature Conversion Chart

[boxy]

MattyBoy this one's for you.....

This is the official
Canadian Temerature Conversion Chart

50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
Floridians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
Italian cars won't start
Canadians drive with the windows down

32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)
American beer freezes
Canadian beer gets thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear-flaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
Hell freezes over.
The Philadelphia Flyers win the Stanley Cup..! :D :D

[Brad Lyon]

Stanley Cup? That's that thing the Red Wings have won a few times recently, Eh?

Brad

[mattyboy]

good one Boxy
LOL

Matt
big game tonite

[boxy]

Yo Matty, I like mine very frosty....

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[ToonaFish]

I see the boys are doing their chatroom homework early today...

Great chart Boxy!

[mattyboy]

let it ride, 2-2 ot tie
up the ante a 12 pack now!!!!!

Matt

[Fish boy]

Boxy, Very funny chart. I missed the temp that corresponds with 99% of the people from Ontario descending on sunny Florida in November and not going back until Easter. Is it before or after they plant their gardens? LOL

Hope it is not too "cold eh" up there. Otherwise, I would feel badly telling you that it will be 75 and sunny here tomorrow and I am taking the Donzi out.

[Ed Donnelly]

Fishboy, I dont't know where you got that rediculous figure of 99%. You are not even close Its only around 72%. The other 28% are in the heating business Keeping the snowbirds homes warm until they return...Ed

[Fish boy]

My bad, I humbly stand corrected. :D