ToonaFish
03-11-2003, 11:40 PM
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a quart of milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, and a 1lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
He said, "You must be single."
The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by the derelict's intuition, looked at her four items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how in earth did you know that?"
The drunk said, "Cause you're uglier'n'homemadesin."
<small>[ March 12, 2003, 01:23 AM: Message edited by: ToonaFish ]</small>
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
He said, "You must be single."
The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by the derelict's intuition, looked at her four items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how in earth did you know that?"
The drunk said, "Cause you're uglier'n'homemadesin."
<small>[ March 12, 2003, 01:23 AM: Message edited by: ToonaFish ]</small>