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Digger
03-06-2003, 05:53 AM
coming to a license plate near you...

Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat

Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything

California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet

Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids

Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Just Leave Your Money)

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes .. Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes
Sure Are Real Good

Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana: Two Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunken Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism
Campaign

Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)

Michigan: First Line Of Defense >From The Canadians

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very
Little Else

Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada: Hookers and Poker!

New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? IGot Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets

New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To an
Attorney ....

North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The Fifty States!

Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan

Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing

Oregon: Spotted Owl.. It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

Rhode Island: We're Not really An Island

South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee: The Educashun State

Texas: Si' Hablo Ingles (Yes, I Speak English)

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont: Yep

Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!

Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!

Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese

Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared!

Fish boy
03-06-2003, 06:29 AM
Good one Digger. Glad to see a Florida motto that does not include a "Chad" reference.

Sagbay32
03-06-2003, 08:37 AM
Too funny Digger...Loved em all

Mike

2biguns
03-06-2003, 09:46 AM
In their non-ending battle as to who is ranked last among civilized states, Alabama and Mississippi have entered into negotiations to determine which state will have proprietary rights to the "thank God for" motto (Alabama wants to use "Thank God for Mississippi" and vice versa)

Formula Jr
03-06-2003, 12:03 PM
Maryland - If you can dream it,
we can tax it. Ain't that the freaken truth.

One year I was driving into Maryland and the welcome sign said, "Maryland. More than you can imagine." How nice, I thought. A Welcome sign that insults you. :)

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