hmmmm... More bumper stickers

[harbormaster]

Subject: Bumper stickers that we love to read

1. Jesus loves you ... everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

2. Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings"

3. The proctologist called, they found your head.

4. Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.

5. Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date!

6. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

7. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

8. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

9. Hang up and drive.

10. If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

11. Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends

12. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

13. Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself.

14. Some people just don't know how to drive. I call these people "Everybody But Me."

15. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.

16. Guys, just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one .

17. Welcome to America .... Now speak English

[ToonaFish]

Computer bumper stickers!!

1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding

2. <-------- The information went data way

3. The name is Baud...James Baud.

4. BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!

5. Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!

6. C:V> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

7. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)

8. Backups? We don' *NEED* no steenkin backups.

9. E Pluribus Modem

10. .... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

11. Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny

12. CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?

13. 11th commandment - Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's Pentium.

14. Windows: Just another pane in the glass.

15. SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .

16. RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.

17. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...

18. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key

19. ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!

20. E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage.

21. Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

22. "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981

23. Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!

24. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...

25. REALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)

26. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

27. Hit any user to continue.

28. Disk Full - Press F1 to belch.

29. Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic

30. (A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake a vacation!

[goatee]

to harb. masters: 2,8,9,12, and definatley 17!!

[ToonaFish]

The "any" key is also known as your "wake up" key... hit the "power" key if you want cuban coffee, the "sleep" key if you want decaf.

Bunches,

Celene 'new fangled keyboard'

[La Minx]

Saw this on my way home from work yesterday:

License plate reading "MMMBEER" surrounded by bumper stickers announcing driver's favorite brands/breweries

Do you think he ever gets pulled over?

La Minx

[Formula Jr]

My karma just ran over your dogma.
One day, my prints will come.
Visualize Swirled Peas.
Do "Random Acts of Kindness" include assasination?
Thank God for Atheists!
Honk if you are a goose!

I had one that said,
"Kill Your Televison."
Across the entire country, over many years, everyone who took interest in it , thought it was cool..young and old alike.....

[abelchinewalker]

As seen on the back of the local vertical and mini blind service and installation van...

'Blind man at wheel'

[ToonaFish]

Punny...

> A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
> Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
> Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
> A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
> Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
> Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.
> When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
> A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
> What's the definition of a will? (Come on, It's a dead giveaway!)
> Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
> A backward poet writes inverse.
> In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
> A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
> If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
> With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
> When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
> The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
> A grenade thrown into a French kitchen; damage to the floor would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
> You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
> Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
> He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
> Every calendar's days are numbered.
> A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.
> A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
> He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
> A plateau is a high form of flattery.
> The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
> Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
> Parisienne bridge jumpers are in Seine.
> When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
> Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
> Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
> Acupuncture is a jab well done.
> Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer from the agony of defeat.

[mattyboy]

best bumper sticker I every saw was on an old convertible caddy with a good looking blonde driving
the sticker said
"go ahead pull my hair,I love having my hair pulled when someone's riding my ^$$"

[FlatRacer, aka BarrelBack]

"The more people I meet, the more I like DOGS!" :p

FR

[Pegasus]

I'll try and be nicer if you try to be smarter

*Have this one pinned on my puter at work. Always good for a chuckle!*