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MOP
01-15-2004, 06:42 PM
The Story of My Life ...

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.



When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I
decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.



In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the
time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with
stability.



When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life
became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some
excitement.



When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up
with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on
anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as
often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic,
but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real
ambition.



When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet
planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious
that she divorced me and took everything I owned.



I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big
tits.

oldLenny
01-15-2004, 07:05 PM
LOL :D

thriller
01-15-2004, 07:39 PM
:D :D :D :) :) :) and here I thought you were gonna say you fell in love with a 22C. I heard of this guy who put an ad in the local classifieds for a Woman who loved the outdoors including boating,fishing sunbathing. Preferably one with her own boat. Then at the end of his ad he wrote please send picture of boat. LOL

oldLenny
01-15-2004, 09:31 PM
:D :D :D

Get the GT21 in Missouri, it is just down the road so to speak. Easy 60 hour cake walk...stay away from another Mirage now that you are free...

Ed Donnelly
01-15-2004, 11:13 PM
M.O.P. I think Lenny can help you with your quest.You can't see his face in the avitar, but who cares, he(she) has lots of boats...Ed