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MOP
01-12-2004, 06:27 PM
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion:

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

"How long will this take?" I ask.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.

I stop.

"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again.


Stupid, stupid man.

chucknoonan
01-13-2004, 06:52 PM
Now that's funny!!

chucknoonan
01-13-2004, 06:56 PM
Now that's funny!!