Darrell
11-12-2002, 10:21 AM
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.
The woman rushed down to the man an immediately began to apologize. She said,"Please allow me to help, I'm a physical therapist and know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow."
"Ummph.ooh,nnooo, I'll be all right..I'ii be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position, sitll clasping heis hands together at his crotch.
But she persisted and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side then loosened his pants. She put her hands inside. She began to massage him. She then asked him, "How does that fell?"
To Which he replied, "It feels great, bot my thumb still hurts like hell."
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.
The woman rushed down to the man an immediately began to apologize. She said,"Please allow me to help, I'm a physical therapist and know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow."
"Ummph.ooh,nnooo, I'll be all right..I'ii be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position, sitll clasping heis hands together at his crotch.
But she persisted and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side then loosened his pants. She put her hands inside. She began to massage him. She then asked him, "How does that fell?"
To Which he replied, "It feels great, bot my thumb still hurts like hell."