Deck the Halls (Politically Correct Version)

[Terry0341]

Deck the halls with boughs of non-endangered plant species,
Fa la la la la, la la la
'Tis the season to be self-actualizing,
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Don we now our alternate-lifestyle apparel,
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Toll the ancient non-denominational-winter-solstice-holiday carol, Fa la la la la, la la la la
See the blazing log of Non-denominational-winter-solstice-holiday-non-endangered wood before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Play the harp without unnecessary brutality and join the chorus,
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Sing we emotionaly stable and collective group effort,
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Heedless of the weather patterns despite the effects of global warming,
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Fast away the mature year passes
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Hail the new year without any implicit ageism, ye persons
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Dance in a non-hierarchical manner in merry measure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la
While I tell of non-materialistic,non-denominational-winter-solstice-holiday treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la

:D