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Walt. H.
01-10-2003, 01:21 AM
The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are "the seven
>dwarfs," they get ushered into see the Pope. Dopey leads the pack.
>
>"Dopey my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"
>
>Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in
>Rome?"
>
>The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and
>answers, No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."
>
>In the background a few of the dwarfs begin giggling. Dopey turns around
>and gives them a glare, silencing them.
>
>Dopey turns back to face the Pope."Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns
>in all of
>Europe?"
>
>The Pope, puzzled again, thinks for a moment and then answers, "No Dopey,
>there are no dwarf nuns in all of Europe"
>
>This time all the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Dopey turns
>around and silences them a with an angry glare.
>
>Dopey turns back to the Pope and says, "Mr. Pope, are there ANY dwarf nuns
>in the whole world?"
>
>The Pope answers, "I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in
>the world."
>
>The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling, rolling and laughing,
>pounding on the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin
>chanting:
>
>
>"Dopey screwed a penguin!"
>"Dopey screwed a penguin!"