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Ed Donnelly
01-09-2003, 06:10 PM
My wife ran off with my best friend,and I really miss him.....Ed
Brad Lyon
01-09-2003, 06:58 PM
Back in college I had a 1969 Chevy van with my favorite bumper stickers on it. The first one said “If this van is rocking, don’t bother knocking”, which was a very common bumper sticker back in 1976. However, the one I placed just below this one was my favorite. It said “Don’t laugh, your daughter may be in here!”
Brad
Donzigo
01-09-2003, 10:08 PM
The lesser boat companies (ie:Bayliner) give away a sticker with every boat sold:"MY OTHER BOAT IS A DONZI!"
Budmann
01-10-2003, 08:13 AM
I"m kinda partial to the Harley shirt that says on the back... " If you can read this the bitch fell off"
Or the other shirt ...
"Honk...if you never seen a gun fired from a Harley"
Steven Cohn
01-10-2003, 12:12 PM
"THE OLDER I GET THE BETTER I WAS"
harbormaster
01-10-2003, 07:50 PM
"Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult"
Things get better with age!
I am approaching Magnificent!
ToonaFish
01-11-2003, 11:04 AM
On a plumbing truck...
"Your number two is our number one!"
and
"It maybe brown to you, but it's green to us!"
maddad
01-12-2003, 11:56 AM
"If it's tourist season,why can't we shoot 'em?"
Tidbart
01-12-2003, 12:21 PM
Long time ago, "Welcome to New Hampshire, Now go home.
B
Piping Plover tastes like chicken
Terry0341
01-12-2003, 05:55 PM
"Zero to bitch in 4 sec" oh so true! :D
mattyboy
01-12-2003, 08:45 PM
well not a bumper sticker, but written on the wall in the mens room of my favorite watering hole
I !@#$ed your mother last night
and written right underneath it
Go home dad you're drunk again
Matt
Donzi Blackhawk
01-13-2003, 08:30 AM
"My kid can beat up your honor student."
or
"My lawyer can beat up your lawyer."
or as seen on a Monster truck
"Caution - do NOT play on or around."
ToonaFish
01-14-2003, 01:25 AM
Soon to be a bumper sticker...
All WalMarts will be closing in Iraq on Friday, January 10th.
They will reopen Monday, January 20th as Targets.
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