The Best Bumper Sticker

[Ed Donnelly]

My wife ran off with my best friend,and I really miss him.....Ed

[Brad Lyon]

Back in college I had a 1969 Chevy van with my favorite bumper stickers on it. The first one said “If this van is rocking, don’t bother knocking”, which was a very common bumper sticker back in 1976. However, the one I placed just below this one was my favorite. It said “Don’t laugh, your daughter may be in here!”

Brad

[Donzigo]

The lesser boat companies (ie:Bayliner) give away a sticker with every boat sold:"MY OTHER BOAT IS A DONZI!"

[Budmann]

I"m kinda partial to the Harley shirt that says on the back... " If you can read this the bitch fell off"

[boxy]

Or the other shirt ...
"Honk...if you never seen a gun fired from a Harley"

[Steven Cohn]

"THE OLDER I GET THE BETTER I WAS"

[harbormaster]

"Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult"

[MOP]

Things get better with age!
I am approaching Magnificent!

[ToonaFish]

On a plumbing truck...

"Your number two is our number one!"

and

"It maybe brown to you, but it's green to us!"

[maddad]

"If it's tourist season,why can't we shoot 'em?"

[Tidbart]

Long time ago, "Welcome to New Hampshire, Now go home.

B

[CDMA]

Piping Plover tastes like chicken

[Terry0341]

"Zero to bitch in 4 sec" oh so true! :D

[mattyboy]

well not a bumper sticker, but written on the wall in the mens room of my favorite watering hole

I !@#$ed your mother last night

and written right underneath it

Go home dad you're drunk again

Matt

[Donzi Blackhawk]

"My kid can beat up your honor student."

or

"My lawyer can beat up your lawyer."

or as seen on a Monster truck

"Caution - do NOT play on or around."

[ToonaFish]

Soon to be a bumper sticker...

All WalMarts will be closing in Iraq on Friday, January 10th.

They will reopen Monday, January 20th as Targets.