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Steven Cohn
12-06-2002, 10:55 AM
Pass the collection plate.

A reverend, priest, and rabbi were discussing donations and salaries at an interfaith conference. During the group's discussion the reverend said that his salary came from the donations collected every Sunday. "After services I place the collection plate on the floor of my office and throw all of the collections into the air. The donations that land in the plate are my salary and the remainder is God's", the reverend said.
The priest said that he too placed a holy plate on the floor of his office. "However, I throw all of the money into the air and what lands in the holy plate belongs to the Church and the remainder is my salary", the priest said.
The rabbi said that he too did something very simulare. "After services I go into my office and close the door. I throw all of the collections into the air. What stays up belongs to the the Lord's Temple and what comes down is mine", said the rabbi.

Darrell
12-06-2002, 11:26 AM
:D :D :D