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Greg K
12-05-2002, 08:41 PM
A professor at the University of West Virginia was giving a
lecture
on
the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks "How
many
people here believe in ghosts?"

About 90 students raise their hands.

"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in
ghosts,
do any of you think you've seen a ghost?"

About 40 students raise their hands.

"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has
anyone
here ever talked to a ghost?"

About 15 students raise their hands.

"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"

3 students raise their hands.

"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further... Have
any
of you ever made love to a ghost?"

Way in the back, Billy Ray Bob raises his hand.

The professor takes off his glasses, and says, "Son, all the years
I've
been giving this lecture; no one has ever claimed to have made
love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your
experience."

The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began
to
make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the
room,
the professor asks, "So, Billy , tell us what it's like to have
sex
with
a ghost?"

Billy replied, "Shiiiiit!!! From way back thar I thought you said,
"Goats"!!

Darrell
12-06-2002, 09:20 AM
:p :) :D :D :D

Darrell

Steven Cohn
12-06-2002, 10:05 AM
Good one!