Greg K
12-05-2002, 08:41 PM
A professor at the University of West Virginia was giving a
lecture
on
the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks "How
many
people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in
ghosts,
do any of you think you've seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has
anyone
here ever talked to a ghost?"
About 15 students raise their hands.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
3 students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further... Have
any
of you ever made love to a ghost?"
Way in the back, Billy Ray Bob raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses, and says, "Son, all the years
I've
been giving this lecture; no one has ever claimed to have made
love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your
experience."
The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began
to
make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the
room,
the professor asks, "So, Billy , tell us what it's like to have
sex
with
a ghost?"
Billy replied, "Shiiiiit!!! From way back thar I thought you said,
"Goats"!!
lecture
on
the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks "How
many
people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in
ghosts,
do any of you think you've seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has
anyone
here ever talked to a ghost?"
About 15 students raise their hands.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
3 students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further... Have
any
of you ever made love to a ghost?"
Way in the back, Billy Ray Bob raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses, and says, "Son, all the years
I've
been giving this lecture; no one has ever claimed to have made
love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your
experience."
The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began
to
make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the
room,
the professor asks, "So, Billy , tell us what it's like to have
sex
with
a ghost?"
Billy replied, "Shiiiiit!!! From way back thar I thought you said,
"Goats"!!