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Darrell
12-05-2002, 10:46 AM
Did you cheat on your wife?

Three guys died and when they got to the pearly gates, St.Peter met them there. St. Peter said, "I know that you guys are forgiven because you're here. Before I let you into heaven, I have to ask you something, Your answer will depend on what kind of car you get. You have to have to have a car in heaven because heaven is so big!"

The first guy walks up and Peter asks the first guy, "How long were you married?"

The first guy says, "Twenty-four years."

"Did you ever cheat on your wife?" Peter asks.

The guy says, Yeah, seven times, but you said I was forgiven."

Peter says, "Yeah, but that's not too good. Here's a Pinto to drive."

The second guy walks up and gets the same question form Peter. The second guy says, "I was married for forty-one years and cheated on her once, but that was our first year and we really worked it out well."

Peter says' "I'm pleased to hear that, here's a Lincoln."

The third guy walks up and says, "Peter, I know what you are going to ask. I was married for sixty-three years and didn't even look at another woman! I treated my wife like a queen till the day she died!"

Peter says, "That's what I like to hear. Here's your Jaguar!"

A little while later, the two guys with the Lincoln and the Pinto see the guy with the Jaguar crying on the golden sidewalk so they go see what was the matter. When they ask the guy with the Jaguar what is wrong, He says, "I've just seen my wife and she was on a skateboard!"

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I started to alter it by having St.Peter give boats, because heaven is all on the water,( Don't you think that what heaven would be?) Well the 1st guy would get a Baja, the 2nd would get a Cobalt, 3rd guy gets a DONZI and the wife gets a Bayliner. What do you think?

Darrell

Steven Cohn
12-05-2002, 12:07 PM
Not too shabby!

Darrel here's one for you - "The older I get the better I was".
Steven

HyperDonzi
12-05-2002, 03:00 PM
I dont have a wife to cheat on but am still stuck with a Baja....
:rolleyes:

florida gator
12-05-2002, 11:40 PM
Hyper, keep the Baja. Don't get a wife!