Hmmmm!

[MOP]

Subject: Giving 100%

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful. What makes life 100%?

If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then,

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,

B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bull**** will put you over the top.

And look how far A S S K I S S I N G will take you.
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%



Hard to believe???

[Rootsy]

NOW THIS is something useful!!! hmmm new ammo for me to use against those uptight overdemanding bastad managers!!!

[HyperDonzi]

I need to bring that up in school.

[Tidbart]

That is great.

Bob