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abelchinewalker
11-23-2002, 09:10 AM
One for the day

My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and
I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch
in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While
enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course, I checked my
seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Matt had
not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him, "Do you need to go potty>"
He answered, "No." I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident
and I didn't have any clothes with me." Then I asked, "Matt, are you sure
you did not have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just knew that he must
have because the smell was getting worse. Sooooo.. I asked one more time,
"Matt, did you have an accident?" Matt jumped up in his chair, yanked down
his pants, bent over, spread his cheeks, and yelled ... "SEE, MOM, IT'S JUST
FARTS!" While 20 people nearly choked to death on their tacos, he calmly
pulled up his pants and sat down to eat his food as if nothing happened. I
was mortified! Some kind elderly people made me feel a lot better, when they
came over and thanked me for the best laugh they had ever had! Another old
gentleman stopped us in the parking lot as we were leaving,bent over to my
son and said, "Don't worry son, my wife accuses me of the same thing all the
time. I just never had the nerve to make the point like you did

Fish boy
11-23-2002, 06:44 PM
That is one of the funniest stories I have ever heard. THanks for sharing, I needed the laugh. LOL!