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ToonaFish
11-11-2003, 06:28 PM
A blonde was driving home after work, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out. So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.

Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?" The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out. Her roommate rolled her eyes and said... "HELLLLOWW... You gotta roll up the windows..."

MOP
11-11-2003, 07:17 PM
Thats a genuine Gotcha :D :D :D

Crazy Horse
11-11-2003, 09:08 PM
Celene...a good one. Here's one back at you.

Q: What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?

A: Money

ToonaFish
11-11-2003, 10:02 PM
Crazy Horse:
Q: What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?

A: Money Ahhhha, now I know what the girls really mean when they say that you are loaded!

Crazy Horse
11-11-2003, 10:39 PM
...like a Horse wink

Okay Celene here's another one along the same lines as your heading.

Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?


A: More head room.