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RedDog
08-15-2002, 09:26 PM
T is the Tradition in Tennessee, because we have difficulty spelling out the entire name of the state.

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ToonaFish
08-16-2002, 03:45 PM
You seem like such a nice person, RedDog... and then you go and start bleeding orange.

Bunches,

Celene 'What time is it?'

ToonaFish
08-16-2002, 09:24 PM
And don't get me wrong, I adore Red Dawgs!

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harbormaster
08-16-2002, 10:43 PM
Hey Red Dog. NEVER mess with someone who has full admin rights to the message board.

ToonaFish
08-17-2002, 10:31 AM
I LOVE YOU SCOT!!!!!

Bunches,

Celene 'my sides ache from laughing'

Cuda
08-18-2002, 06:15 AM
Reddog, just remember you can't spell Citrus (Bowl) without UT. :D

Cuda
08-18-2002, 06:23 AM
As for you Toona: http://www.donzi.net/photos/jgrifflogo.jpg

ToonaFish
08-19-2002, 10:26 PM
Q: What's the difference between UT and Rice Crispies?

A: Rice Crispies know what to do in a bowl.

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Q: How come Gators don't drink Kool-Aid?

A: Because they can't figure out how to get 2 quarts of water in the little package.

RedDog
08-20-2002, 06:39 AM
Harbormaster - this almost slipped by me. You are sneaky :rolleyes:

Forrest
08-20-2002, 03:01 PM
Q: What did the UF graduate say to the FSU graduate?

A: "You want fries with that?"

Go Noles!

ToonaFish
08-22-2002, 02:35 AM
Upon learning that the Canes are not likely to make it to a Bowl where Georgia would spank them...

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RedDog
08-26-2002, 01:45 PM
Hey Cuda, thats a good one. Help me remember, is that a line from UF coach ZOOK? hahahahhhaaaaaaaaa

ToonaFish
09-11-2002, 11:28 PM
On a tour of Texas, the Pope took a couple of days off his itinerary to visit the Texas coastline on an impromptu sightseeing trip. His 4X4 Pope-mobile was driving along the beautiful shoreline when there was an enormous commotion heard just off the headland. They rushed to see what it was and upon approaching the scene, the Pope noticed in the water a hapless man wearing an Oklahoma Sooner's football jersey, struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark.

At that moment a speedboat containing three men wearing University of Texas football jerseys roared into view from around the point. Immediately, one of the men took aim and fired a harpoon into the shark's ribs, immobilizing it instantly. The other two reached out and pulled the Oklahoma man from the water and then, using long clubs, beat the shark to death. They bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious man into the boat along with the dead shark and then prepared for a hasty retreat when they heard frantic shouting from the shore. It was the Pope summoning them to the beach.

After they reached shore, the Pope praised them for the rescue and said, "I give you my blessing for your brave actions. I had heard that there were some bitter hatred between the people of Texas and Oklahoma, but now I have seen with my own eyes this is not true. I can see that your society is a truly enlightened example of true harmony and could serve as a model on which other states could follow". He blessed them all and drove off in a cloud of dust.

As he departed, the harpooner asked the others, "Who was that?" "That," one answered, "was his Holiness the Pope. He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom."

"Well," the harpooner replied, "he don't know nothing about shark fishing. Is the bait holding up okay or do we need to get another one?"

harbormaster
09-12-2002, 02:42 AM
That just about sums it up...

Cuda
09-12-2002, 06:38 PM
Reddog, I think is was from SS. I know when they ased him why he though Peyton Manning came back for his Senior year, Spurrier replied "I guess he wants to go back to his third Citrus Bowl" :)

Poodle, I guess you are a Canes fan right? I can't say anything about them. They looked awesome last week. My Gators just got beat by a superior team, and I humbly accept that fact. Now just go out and stomp the Seminoles, and I'll be able to watch college football again this year. My sister and her husband are two of the most fanatical Nole fans alive. They have been to every game, home and away, for the last 7 years or so. She even made her daughter change her wedding date so it wouldn't interfere with their Nole time. :( It is quite nauseating.

RedDog
09-16-2002, 03:29 PM
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